The best these blokes ever came up with were their specials. So, we throw them off the Ukrainian battlefields with parachutes, where they each have to salvage a burnt out Russian armoured vehicle. Then they can show off how they personalised their tanks before the race starts. Whoever reaches Moscow first wins.
Hear me out!
The best these blokes ever came up with were their specials. So, we throw them off the Ukrainian battlefields with parachutes, where they each have to salvage a burnt out Russian armoured vehicle. Then they can show off how they personalised their tanks before the race starts. Whoever reaches Moscow first wins.
Which tank does each pick?
Jeremy Clarkson, Challenger. Talks up the mk 3 but shows up with a mk 1 somehow. Maintains superiority of his tank because it has a tea kettle.
James May, Leopard. Gets the latest model, stands on it’s smooth ride.
Richard Hammond, Abrams. Somehow shows up with upgraded engine, but less armor. Anything to make it go even faster.
And if any of them break down, they have to use a T-34.
I’d watch the shit out of that special .
It has to end with Clarkson flying a drone into James’ tank and Hammond somehow flipping an Abrams.
James May: Cock!
Tea kettle is so on point 😂
Jeremy Clarkson rolls up in a BM 13 Katyusha with raised suspension. The license plate says ClarksonOrgel