• @shalafi
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    81 month ago

    Went to work in drag for Halloween. Holy shit was I scared.

    I was young and had beautiful, long hair. Plus I’m skinny. Good start. My girlfriend curled my hair and did my makeup. Borrowed some clothes from her and off I went shaking in my heels.

    No one knew who I was. Walked up to two friends in the smoke hole, one of them straight checked me out, looked me over head to toe. Two guys I had worked with for years otherwise ignored me!

    One of them walked by my desk thinking, “Shalafi gonna be mad, some chick just took his desk.”

    Others would walk by my cube and stare for a second. “What are you looking at?”, in my deep voice. LMAO, people jumped!

    One friend caught me at the urinal with my skirt hiked up. Man man totally lost it.

    Won the costume contest that year. Slam. Dunk.