Because children and idiots need rhymes to remember information. Righty-tighty, leaves of three let it be, red touches yellow kills a fellow, and others.
As an adult you can just tell me to turn a screw clockwise, poison ivy has leaves in groups of three, and don’t fuck with snakes unless you know what you’re doing.
What is it with stupid Republicans with disposable income and short rhyming slogans anyway?
Aside from that, I think I can safely say I’ve never hated anything so much that I would buy merch to express it.
Because children and idiots need rhymes to remember information. Righty-tighty, leaves of three let it be, red touches yellow kills a fellow, and others.
As an adult you can just tell me to turn a screw clockwise, poison ivy has leaves in groups of three, and don’t fuck with snakes unless you know what you’re doing.