• @datelmd5sum
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    743 months ago

    Bees are like carpenters, they carry a knife but you’re not worried they might stab you for no reason.

    Wasps are like meth heads.

    • @[email protected]
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      293 months ago

      They’re like meth head gang members that also call their gang to attack you after they do. That’s what terrifies me of them.

    • @0laura
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      43 months ago

      you leave them alone and they’ll leave you alone.

      • @thejoker954
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        163 months ago

        Nah thats bees. Wasps are angry bastards who will attack with no provocation.

      • tiredofsametab
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        73 months ago

        Allow me to introduce giant Asian hornets who will just stab you for being in their flight path.

      • @[email protected]
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        33 months ago

        I’m with you. There are 3 European Paper wasp nests under my patio that have been there since spring. I have yet to be stung.

        I’ve been thinking to get a bee suit to move them in the event they do sting me. Otherwise, I’ll remove the nests this winter.

      • kronisk
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        33 months ago

        That’s valid until autumn, when days get shorter and colder…suddenly the old arrangement is nullified.