Consumer, we have detected that you are above the poverty line. The 99¢ price printed on this Arizona tea can only applies to those below the poverty line. Your total comes to $3.67.

@LengAwaits · 28 days ago

Consumer, we have detected that you are above the poverty line. The 99¢ price printed on this Arizona tea can only applies to those below the poverty line. Your total comes to $3.67.

@Allonzee · edit-2 27 days ago

“I will make it legal”

-Capitalists since before Reagan, but especially and most successfully during and after Reagan.

They’ve literally made political bribery as legal as ~~apple pie~~ assault rifles, you think some consumer protection laws will stand in the way of their greed?