• @skeezix
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      1826 days ago

      Have you tried JD Revanced? It’s much better than the original.

      • qevlarr
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        426 days ago

        Made me chuckle, thx

      • @ours
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        326 days ago

        So many patches needed to make it palatable.

    • @Etterra
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      1426 days ago

      Wait did we just find an exception to rule 34? I never thought I’d see the day…

      • Meeech
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        1026 days ago

        You damn well know someone out there has drawn Vance absolutely raw dogging a leather couch and there’s nothing you can do about it.

        • Match!!
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          426 days ago

          I’m picturing the “Orgy is the New Black” meme except it’s Vance surrounded by couches

      • @HWK_290
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        226 days ago

        And the critically acclaimed sequel, More Cushion for the Pushin’

    • @mPony
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      726 days ago

      not going to be any porn parody

      I’m surprised it hasn’t been made already.

    • @[email protected]
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      26 days ago

      Decades past relevance as a setup for a joke, but I just keep hearing Yakov Smirnoff in my mind.

      In Soviet Russia, couch fucks you!

    • @ours
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      626 days ago

      The ultimate twist on the “casting couch” cliché.

      • @barsquid
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        226 days ago

        Is the couch physically a couch or is it a person disguised as a couch?

        • @ours
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          226 days ago

          So many options!