• @atomicorange
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    826 days ago

    It’s so weird. Half of y’all will pull the earbuds out of our ears on the subway to shoot your shot and the other half will be actively getting motorboated and wondering if we like you.

    The second type of guy is perfect, by the way. You’re doing good, stay humble.

    • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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      526 days ago

      the other half will be actively getting motorboated and wondering if we like you

      Once at a bar I had two women that I knew hug each other across the seat I was sitting in, with my head trapped between their chests. I didn’t think anything of it (although I was attracted to both of them), but years later another friend told me that they were both into me and were having a sort of competition for months to see who could get with me first. They both lost, of course, thanks to my utter cluelessness.

    • @Atlas_
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      326 days ago

      I’m really not