• @cabron_offsets
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    193 months ago

    “My wife and I planned something special for tonight and I have to do my anal douche.”

    • @return2ozmaOP
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      103 months ago

      Well, I am gay so… you’re not wrong.

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      83 months ago

      “You’re not going to believe this, but I brought my anal douche, just in case you wanted to douche together!”