• don
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    230 days ago

    Never even once. I can outrun a cheetah in my sandals.

    • LalSalaamComrade
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      30 days ago

      Who told you to make the cheetah wear a sandal? I mean, I can fly faster than a eagle in a sandal, no biggie.

      • don
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        330 days ago

        Who told you I made the cheetah wear my sandal(s)? That cheetah is my friend. And who told you to put an eagle in a sandal? Confess your crimes, or be remanded to the Palace of Justice for processing.