• @Lost_My_Mind
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    229 days ago

    Yesterday I couldn’t find my work belt and was late to work, and had to wear my leather belt to work. Luckily it all worked out for that day.

    But I was really looking forward to coming home, and not doing shit!

    So tonight, I’m going to get off work, come home, and sit in my recliner. I’m going to watch tv. I’m not even going to play video games, because thats too much effort. I’m going to just be a big squishy lump.

    And I’ll probably live to be 100, because I didn’t die in a skydiving accident, I didn’t get attacked by a bull in the running of the bulls, I didn’t drown trying to swim with the sharks.

    Nope! Fuck all that. Recliner, beer, and watching @Midnight followed by some youtube, maybe a dvd.