The bunnies that live outside behind the neighbors house probably have to put up with another news show repeating the latest stupidity that came out of Trump’s pie hole. Poor animals, that’s worse than rabies.

But they don’t even get to vote!

Us, sure, we cast a vote, but where does it go?! They don’t go counting all the votes and give the win to the person who gets the most. Instead each state picks a number of representatives and they they vote for the president. So why the fuck do we get bothered day and night about who should win? Who the fuck cares? Even a lava lamp would choose Kamela over Trumpfus. But we don’t get to choose so don’t come asking us and telling us all about how Trump’s dick is so tiny, you would need 1000 piled up to see them on an electron microscope. Why not instead tell us all about the actual people we vote for and not even bring up the president? Our opinion doesn’t matter. If it did we would have free healthcare and education. We don’t ask for free sofas or free transportation. We just want a safety net so we don’t end up homeless under a bridge. Instead we get a system where we’re always close to having to be homeless under a bridge if we don’t get educated or our health checks. It’s a simple matter, how much do you owe… nothing. Want to tell us all about Trump’s dick? Ok then make our vote real. Want some electoral college to vote? Are they people living in the US? Ok that get one vote just like the rest of us. And fuck, make an app for voting. I’m totally fine if I have to show up to a Library to be given a 2 factor authentication token seed or whatever is needed. What the fuck is this paper shit, are we in the 1940’s still digging caves?