• Putin has signed a decree that Russia will welcome foreigners who want to escape Western liberal ideals.
  • Applicants may include those from countries unaligned with “Russian spiritual and moral values.”
  • The application process has been simplified, and visas will be issued as soon as next month.
  • @chalupapocalypse
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    1323 days ago

    Please give them free plane tickets, then when they get off the plane just do the beginning of Enemy at the Gates

    • Null User Object
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      23 days ago

      Please give them free plane tickets

      Great idea.

      Announcement: I pledge to buy a one way plane ticket from any US airport to Moscow for the first two US citizens that can prove to me that they A) have a social media history demonstrating rejection of Western liberal ideals, and B) have had their Russian immigration visa accepted.

      If they return to the US at any point in my lifetime, the offer is rescinded and they must refund me the cost of the ticket.

      • @andrewta
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        423 days ago

        You missed item number three

        They must turn over their passport

      • @bashbeerbash
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        023 days ago

        Unfortunately all of conservatism is basically about how accountability for your actions is bad. Even their literal accounts, they don’t pay. So you ain’t never seeing that ticket money lol.