I sleep in the couch for her. It’s romantic. Her body is able to detect murmurs in the hearts of ants trying to steal scraps from the kitchen floor. In fact she detected most earthquakes after the 70’s several hours before the most sensitive instruments. My job is to romantically lay here immobile between the time darkness falls and the the time the sun shows up again and until noon on weekends of I can help it.
It’s impossible so she’s always pissed at me for waking her up.
Are you me? You forgot to mention that she gets up to pee 5-6 times a night. Which is what often really wakes her up but she’s in too a belligerent mood to admit.
I sleep in the couch for her. It’s romantic. Her body is able to detect murmurs in the hearts of ants trying to steal scraps from the kitchen floor. In fact she detected most earthquakes after the 70’s several hours before the most sensitive instruments. My job is to romantically lay here immobile between the time darkness falls and the the time the sun shows up again and until noon on weekends of I can help it.
It’s impossible so she’s always pissed at me for waking her up.
STOP BREATHING!
I’m getting better at it!
Are you me? You forgot to mention that she gets up to pee 5-6 times a night. Which is what often really wakes her up but she’s in too a belligerent mood to admit.
She’s seen a doctor already for the frequent bathroom trips?
Unfortunately not.