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minus-square@ChronosTriggerWarninglink15•21 days ago“You say it was an everything bagel?” “That’s right.” “And that explains the weed and coke?” “Yes.” “Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
minus-squareKaryoplasmalinkfedilink10•21 days agoThey found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.
minus-square@ChronosTriggerWarninglink0•20 days agoShit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
minus-squarekingthrillgorelinkfedilink7•21 days ago“Right? I’m still asking why they didn’t include Ketamine and a kitchen sink.”
minus-square@w2tpmflink2•21 days agoBecause ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn’t detectable very long after use.
“You say it was an everything bagel?”
“That’s right.”
“And that explains the weed and coke?”
“Yes.”
“Then where’s the opium and meth…?”
They found opium, hence the initial poppy seed excuse.
Shit, musta been the psilocybin that threw me off.
“Right? I’m still asking why they didn’t include Ketamine and a kitchen sink.”
Because ketemine has an extremely short half-life and isn’t detectable very long after use.
“You should ask for a refund.”