• @vaxhax
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    244 months ago

    Poor guy couldn’t stop gaming. Ruined his life. Ended up becoming a governor, and soon to be VP. CANCEL SEGA.

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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      34 months ago

      In a different universe:

      ‘Timmy, you need to keep playing if you want a chance in government!’

      ‘But mom I don’t wanna! Can’t I just do a few more pages of homework?’

      ‘Young man you will pick up that controller and beat that boss or no dinner for you, please consider your future!!’