Inspired by the very similar thread about school incidents.

  • Waldowal
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    5921 days ago

    Guy on the team rage quits one day. Few days pass and HR goes to clean out his desk. Finds a paper bag full of syringes and a very graphic instruction manually on how to inject something into your dick.

    Whatever it was, I guess it can’t wait until you’re at home to inject into your dong. It has to be at work.

    Cherry on top was that HR policy was to box up all personal belongings left behind and have the ex-employee come pick them up. So, if he had forgotten these things were in his desk, he certainly remembered after he came back and they handed him the bag.