You put yourself out there, pouring your heart and soul into your writing, just like crafting the perfect online dating profile. You meticulously research potential matches (publications), hoping they’ll appreciate your unique style.

Sure, you’ll face rejection, but remember, it’s not a reflection of your worth as a writer. It’s about finding that one editor who falls head over heels for your work. So keep swiping right, keep submitting, and stay resilient, because someday soon, your perfect literary match will come along.

  • @AdamSmasher
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    21 year ago

    Your publisher will never have sex with you 😔

    • @CaspianXIOPM
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      21 year ago

      I don’t know about you, but I’ve had sex with TWICE as many publishers as I have with girls I’ve dated!

      • @CaspianXIOPM
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        21 year ago

        Yes. That’s zero. Thanks for asking.