For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
As an English major and history buff, Anti-Stratfordians live in my head rent-free. I hate their stupid, classist arguments that utterly depend on misunderstanding the context of Elizabethan theatre, Shakepeare’s story, his work, that of his peers, and how truly well documented he is for a 16th-century commoner.
They are sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Yonson=Jonson=Ben Jonson obviously wrote them all!
It was Sir Francis Bacon, you varlet.