Anyway, Alien: Romulus is the seventh film about these particular monsters. According to the producers, the film takes the franchise ‘back to its roots’. So we get a group of grimy crew-mates piloting a big rust-bucket of a spaceship who pick up an extraterrestrial stowaway and end up having to use their wits and courage to survive as it gobbles them up, one by one.

And it’s not a bad film. It’s nicely creepy, the special effects are good, the acting is perfectly serviceable. In fact, I could give you a normal review of Alien: Romulus, but just writing this is making me feel a little crazy. It’s not a bad film, but it’s also a direct copy of a much better film that already exists. That film is called Alien, and it came out in 1979. It had Sigourney Weaver in it. It hasn’t vanished. If you have a Disney+ subscription or a torrent client, you can watch it tonight. Why have we made it again? What’s the point? Why have we spent the past 45 years – which is longer than I’ve been alive – making seven different versions of the same film? What on Earth is going on?

  • @qooqie
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    625 days ago

    What a dumb take, the person that wrote this jerks themself off thinking about their opinions

    • sarcasticsunrise
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      125 days ago

      The person that wrote this was likely AI infected with McAfee malware, what a soulless trash waste of an article

    • @MotoAsh
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      -324 days ago

      “What a dumb person; they don’t like something I like!”

      You’re pathetic, bro, and nothing will change that.

      • @qooqie
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        424 days ago

        No idc if they don’t like aliens I think it’s a terrible take to say “stop making aliens because the best one was the original and that’s the only one people should enjoy”