• @PugJesusOPM
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    1820 days ago

    And they sent down some astronauts

    To study our bones

    Through the miles of garbage

    Beneath all the junk that we owned

    Carbon dating beer cans

    Condoms and Twinkie wrappers

    We were something beautiful, baby

    What the hell happened?

    • @[email protected]
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      419 days ago

      Well, two of those things can potentially be carbon dated…

      Actinides or something would probably work for the cans, assuming they know when we did all the nuclear testing.