For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
A “moot point” originally meant the point was salient/still open for debate.
…and a forgone conclusion (a Shakespearean phrase) used to mean a conclusion that could be ruled out as implausible.