For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
But I like the crunchiness aspect of it.
Then I hope you like the crunching sounds on your children’s grave because you’re weak, your bloodline is weak, and you’ll never survive the winter.
(J/k I just love this joke)
Spicy
Dang. Bury that guy in an empty Peter Pan jar.