The full card for today’s show is listed below for ease: Place your bets folks! Who ya got taking the win(s)?
Ten Man Tag Team Match
Dustin Rhodes, Katsuyori Shibata, Sammy Guevara & The Von Erichs (Marshall von Erich & Ross von Erich) vs. Cage Of Agony (Bishop Kaun, Brian Cage & Toa Liona) & The Undisputed Kingdom (Matt Taven & Mike Bennett)
Mixed Tag Team Match
Tomohiro Ishii & Willow Nightingale vs. Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway
FTW Title Match
Chris Jericho (w/Big Bill & Bryan Keith) © vs. Hook
AEW World Title #1 Contendership Casino Gauntlet Match
Roderick Strong vs. Mark Briscoe vs. Evil Uno vs. Orange Cassidy vs. Kyle O’Reilly vs. Adam Page vs. 14 TBA’s
AEW World Tag Team Title Three Way Match
The Young Bucks (Matthew Jackson & Nicholas Jackson) © vs. FTR (Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood) vs. The Acclaimed (Anthony Bowens & Max Caster) (w/Billy Gunn)
AEW World Trios Title London Ladder Match
The Patriarchy (Christian Cage, Killswitch & Nick Wayne) (w/Shayna Wayne) © vs. House Of Black (Brody King, Buddy Matthews & Malakai Black) vs. Blackpool Combat Club (Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta) & PAC vs. Bang Bang Gang (Austin Gunn, Colten Gunn & Juice Robinson)
AEW TBS Title Match
Mercedes Mone (w/Kamille) © vs. Dr. Britt Baker DMD
AEW TNT Title Coffin Match
Jack Perry © vs. Darby Allin
AEW American Title Match
MJF © vs. Will Ospreay
AEW Women’s World Title Match
Toni Storm © vs. Mariah May
AEW World Title Vs. Career Match
Swerve Strickland © vs. Bryan Danielson
Ten Man Tag Team Match Team Dustin, but anything works.
Mixed Tag Team Match Stat/Stoke. Want Willow but like Jello said makes more sense for Stat today and Willow next one.
FTW Title Match I want everyone involved in this match to have travel issues or food poisoning from some jellied eel or something to prevent us from having to watch it. Especially me, since I’ll be watching live for once given the time and I cannot skip ahead in a live broadcast. Will still plan my piss and smoke break for this moment tho.
AEW World Title #1 Contendership Casino Gauntlet Match Hangman makes the most sense. I expect to see Ricochet. I hope not to in that match cause like Jello said it’ll be stupid to given Hanger has to win.
AEW World Tag Team Title Three Way Match Bucks cause of fuckery, but I want Acclaimed.
AEW World Trios Title London Ladder Match I’m putting the badge of hope on my spooky boys but I know its futile.
AEW TBS Title Match No chance Mercedes doesn’t keep it.
AEW TNT Title Coffin Match Jack Perry, the cunt just sandcasted his own belt, it’s getting more than 1 week of TV time even if it does have a materials value of $100 and a bigmac…
AEW American Title Match Ospreay but extended fuckery occurs which he overcomes
AEW Women’s World Title Match Mariah May guaranteed. It’s the best damn story going on right now and I expect blood.
AEW World Title Vs. Career Match It’s been telegraphed so damn hard that Danielson is gonna win I don’t need to answer this one lol (tho I also agree with Jello, there could have been better ways to do this).
Edit: Also - HAYTER OR WE RIOT