For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
I remember thinking Nethack was way too fancy.
ANSI graphics, what is this a 33.6k BBS? Just lurid.
And then they made GUIs for Nethack! I was scandalized.