In light of what’s happened to Durov and possibly seeing Telegram compromised, I’m doubling my efforts to find a new main messenger. Before you start, not Signal as it’s a bad fit for the needs of me, my family and friends.

So what do I need?

  • The ability to run on multiple devices. Me, my family and friends all have multiple Android devices.
  • The ability to run on desktop. Linux and Windows.
  • Built in sticker repository. What can I say, I like to lazy flirt.
  • Animated Emoji. I like my messenger experience vibrant.
  • Material You. Again with the vibrancy, but also, it’s a sign of modernity.
  • Phone number linking. My family and friends are lazy as hell.
  • Synchronized chats. I don’t mind self hosting a bridge, but the ability to see messages on multiple devices is a must.
  • Voice Messages
  • Video Calls
  • Group Video Calls
  • Stories integrated into as first class citizens
  • Private. If you suggest WhatsApp, I’m assuming you’re either stupid or a troll.

Can anyone recommend anything?

  • @[email protected]OPEnglish
    1•3 months ago

    Why not signal? It fits your criteria…

    Okay, I’ll bite. Tell me how it fits my criteria, using the bullet point list provided.

    • @[email protected]English
      2•3 months ago

      X The ability to run on multiple devices. Me, my family and friends all have multiple Android devices. ✔️ The ability to run on desktop. Linux and Windows. X Built in sticker repository. What can I say, I like to lazy flirt. X Animated Emoji. I like my messenger experience vibrant. ✔️(partial Material You. Again with the vibrancy, but also, it’s a sign of modernity. ✔️ Phone number linking. My family and friends are lazy as hell. ✔️ Synchronized chats. I don’t mind self hosting a bridge, but the ability to see messages on multiple devices is a must. ✔️ Voice Messages ✔️ Video Calls ✔️ Group Video Calls ✔️? Stories integrated into as first class citizens

      Not sure what you meant by stories integrated as first class citizens. Signal does have stories, though.

      In summary, signal fits your criteria quite well, only missing out on full material you support, stickers, and animated emojis. I may be missing an app, but I believe that this is the best you will get without going for telegram.

      Edited for accuracy

      • @[email protected]OPEnglish
        -3•3 months ago

        The ability to run on multiple devices. Me, my family and friends all have multiple Android devices.

        https://support.signal.org/hc/en-us/articles/360007320551-Linked-Devices

        Scroll down to other devices and tell me what it says please

        As for the rest, you’re being dishonest with those ticks. I don’t understand what the benefit is.

        Not sure what you meant by stories integrated as first class citizens. Signal does have stories, though.

        Not tabs.

        In summary, signal fits your criteria quite well, only missing out on full material you support, stickers, and animated emojis. I may be missing an app, but I believe that this is the best you will get without going for telegram.

        Literally fails at the first hurdle and then the third and fourth, but somehow fits my criteria?