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minus-squareSheridanlinkEnglish142•4 months agoWell, if Alexa did call the police and they showed up, there’s a chance the police might just shoot you instead of the burglar in your own home anyway.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•4 months agoAlright, say goodbye to your dog though.
minus-squareNeon 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️🌈linkEnglish2•4 months agoah fuck Just gonna stay here in Switzerland then I guess. That should be safe.
Well, if Alexa did call the police and they showed up, there’s a chance the police might just shoot you instead of the burglar in your own home anyway.
No they won’t.
I am white.
Alright, say goodbye to your dog though.
ah fuck
Just gonna stay here in Switzerland then I guess. That should be safe.