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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
I’d take 8, least objectionable aisle seat, I won’t have to get up as much to let them out to pee. Put on the headphones and close my eyes and pray for a mid air collision.