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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.

  • YaksDC
    207•2 months ago

    Of course seat 3. That would be the only one capable of a really interesting conversation. Just don’t sign anything. 😉

    • BlueHarvest
      83•2 months ago

      Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the “beetlejuice handy” under a blanket

      • @[email protected]
        29•2 months ago

        Seat 9 with noise cancelling headphones and beetlejuice in-flight movie might not be so bad… Considering the options…

      • subignition
        22•2 months ago

        If you’re lucky, the Devil’s gonna smell like sulfur and your nose won’t be able to pick up on anything else

      • @24_at_the_withers
        19•2 months ago

        but you do have a chronic farter right behind you

        Plus Diaper Don right in front of you

    • @ChicoSuave
      18•2 months ago

      And you can repeatedly kick the seat in front of you while doing it, earning points with your row buddy.

    • enkers
      10•2 months ago

      Look! I just got this fancy new pair of hands, and man can they fiddle! They didn’t even cost me anything…

    • @Wogi
      6•2 months ago

      I’d take 8, least objectionable aisle seat, I won’t have to get up as much to let them out to pee. Put on the headphones and close my eyes and pray for a mid air collision.

    • @BeatTakeshi
      3•2 months ago

      Hey D are you responsible for these other pricks?

      D: Sorry

      • YaksDC
        2•2 months ago

        Even the devil would be sheepish about these assholes.