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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Bonus you also get to kick the back of the seat in front of you for the entire flight.
Or whatever else nefarious comes to mind; just say the devil made me do it…