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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Next to Hogan I’ll at least get to hear his absurd lies and he can tell me stories about wrestling, though the stories won’t be accurate.
I’m between Green and Boebert, I might get a handjob but I’ll get a brain aneurysm… Tough choices
At least you’ll go out feeling good, which is more than most of us can hope for on the capitalist hellscape of a planet.