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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Seat #9, no contest. You’re going to get so many inflight hand jobs.
Imagine Boebert and Green taking turns just mashing on that thang.
Mine threatened to become an innie due to this comment.