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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.

  • @[email protected]
    6•2 months ago

    I would willingly sit next to Alex Jones. That guy is hilarious.

    I legit think he’s super entertaining, just as long as you understand that everything he says is a lie.

    • @[email protected]
      2•2 months ago

      This was my choice and reasoning as well.

      MTG and Boebert would be interesting, see if I can get them to fight over who gives a better hand job.

      I’d sit next to Ted Cruz if I wanted to stroke out after having a bad faith argument where he repeatedly uses bad debate tactics as devil’s advocate.

      Same with Clarence Thomas. Except my goal would be to make him strike out instead.

    • @cmbabul
      1•2 months ago

      Alex Jones is a talented entertainer, he’s just not open about his own kayfabe, next to him is my second option after 9

      Edit: just noticed Hogan, next to him is second choice now, I’d spend the entire flight talking about how Stone Cold was a bigger draw and ruin his day