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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
I thought the same at first but then you are sitting behind the orange gasbag who’ll recline into your lap and fart the entire flight.
I can whisper his failures in his ear
Jokes on you, he’s into that
I’ll just call him weird then. I know he can’t handle that.