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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
Realizing there are no good options (Satan aside, but look who you’re sitting behind), I would end up in seat 10.
Vance will be preoccupied with seat 5. I expect Graham will fall asleep.
The back of the plane is usually a bit louder, so I’d just throw on my headphones and maybe occasionally kick the seatback.
Yeah, I was trying to calculate average distances from filled diapers, and 5 might be the farthest. 3 is way too close. 6 and 7 are tossups, but pullups with bootstraps might be a thing.