• DMBFFF
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    2 months ago

    Nah, nah, nah!

    He had it staged so he would look good surviving it.

    If Biden and Harris wanted him assassinated, he’d be dead.

    ^(I was joking about it being staged)^

    • @[email protected]
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      112 months ago

      I mean, where’s the ear damage? Where’s the chunk of “Broken glass”? Wouldn’t they be displaying that stuff like crazy if there were any?

      What about a before/after picture of the supposed glass object that was shattered? Not a single one. That area was covered with cameras.

      We have 0 proof that he was struck by anything, bullet or otherwise.

      • @pete_the_cat
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        62 months ago

        He’s a mutant and has speed healing abilities. He gets hit in the ear and then two days later it’s like nothing ever happened!

        • @gdog05
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          32 months ago

          The hamburder grease just leaks out and fills in the wound.