• @beebarfbadger
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    3 months ago

    That did not go according to plan at all!


    The plan:

    ME: “Haha sure thing dude-ALEXA CALL THE POLICE”

    ALEXA: “Calling the police”

    phone ringing

    ME: staring at burglar

    BURGLAR: staring at me

    phone ringing some more

    EMERGENCY OPERATOR: “Hello, this is 911, what is your emergency?”

    BURGLAR: staring at me

    ALEXA: “There is a robbery taking place at…”

    BURGLAR: looking at me

    ME: whistling

    EMERGENCY OPERATOR: “Alright, we’ll dispatch officers immediately. Stay safe”

    ALEXA: “Thank you” hangs up

    BURGLAR: going to fetch a chair

    ME: twiddling my thumbs

    BURGLAR: cleaning his gun for a solid four minutes

    ME: looking at my shoes for a good three more minutes

    sirens becoming audible in the distance

    BURGLAR: “Oh no!” runs away