• Flying SquidOP
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    212 months ago

    I am tired of these sick, disgusting rumors about JD Vance.

    Does that look like a couch to you?

    He fucks couches.

    • Ioughttamow
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      82 months ago

      Well yeah, but, would he have a platonic relationship with a glider?

      • Flying SquidOP
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        112 months ago

        JD Vance does not have friendships with anything, human, animal or otherwise. All of his relationships are transactional.

        • Ioughttamow
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          62 months ago

          Even with the other organisms from his home world? Guess they really didn’t send their best

          • Flying SquidOP
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            92 months ago

            Are you suggesting JD Vance is an alien? That’s ludicrous and I won’t have it.

            I shall be writing a letter to the factory where he was manufactured letting them know of this accusation and I hope you’ll be hearing from their lawyer!

    • @lennybird
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      -52 months ago

      He should be in a booth. Then I might wonder if swinged wider.