• @[email protected]
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    02 months ago

    If we see you playing music out loud on public transport, we reserve the right to pick you a new username with your fuckin face

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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      -22 months ago

      I would absolutely love to see you and any three of your friends try it. You really have no idea how many DECADES of undirected rage my EDS has heaped on me and I have been absolutely SALIVATING for a chance to express it legally.

      I have to be so fucking CAREFUL whenever I go out, to keep calm, to not think about things that anger me because I don’t want to do something stupidly regrettable and ruin my life over it.

      The MOMENT some clueless idiot lays their hands on me I am going to absolutely break them and will enjoy every moment of it.

      Don’t EVER fuck with someone who medically enjoys hurting people.

      • @[email protected]
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        32 months ago

        Phwoar mate, you missed the FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH bit, but otherwise I did get semi-erect at your sheer manliness and could almost smell your balls

        • @Jiggle_Physics
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          22 months ago

          Yes, gotta love keyboard warriors. The manliest of men.

          • @[email protected]
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            22 months ago

            To be fair he sounded about 12 so maybe his mum was upset that he didn’t do the dishes I dunno

            • @Jiggle_Physics
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              12 months ago

              Nah, she probably just suggested he eat something healthier than chicken nuggets, and now he is stewing in the rage of someone who has never had to learn how to regulate their emotions properly. Though his whole “I medically desire violence” and “just waiting for the chance” remarks scream edgy teenager, or adult man who never aged out of high school.