• @oyfrog
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    24 months ago

    Either “I’m not dead yet” or “I’m still alive” with a somewhat halfhearted “I guess…” Trailing behind.

    Once upon a time I was a little more cheerful and gave answers like “Celebrating my streak of consecutive days lived”.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      14 months ago

      I used to say “alive & well, and living in America!”, but about 10 years ago people started saying “I’m sorry” instead of how they used to respond with something like “Fuck yeah!”, so I stopped saying that.