• @MutilationWave
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      1117 days ago

      You got me! One time I berated a service worker into making me an off menu item! Yesterday I kicked a kitten for looking at me funny!

      • @Archer
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        616 days ago

        I bet you make the if it doesn’t scan it’s free joke every time

        • @MutilationWave
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          516 days ago

          As a former long time service industry wage slave I’ll have it known that you’ve crossed a line. Take it back.

    • @[email protected]
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      217 days ago

      It’s like it lives rent-free in the head and constantly pipes up saying just how monstrous that was. That’s rough punishment.