Spider-Dong, Spider-Dong
Does whatever a penis can
Shoots a load, any size
Splatters thieves just like thighs
Look out
Here comes the Spider-Dong

Is it hard?
Listen bud
He’s got radioactive cud
Can he shoot out a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spider-Dong

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a stream in full flight
He finishes just in time
Spider-Dong, Spider-Dong
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Dong
Wealth and fame
He’s ignored
Action is his reward
Look out.
Here comes the Spider-Dong

Spider-Dong, Spider-Dong
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Dong
Wealth and fame
He’s ignored
Action is his reward
Look out
Here comes the Spider-Dong

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a stream in full flight
He finishes just in time
Spider-Dong, Spider-Dong
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Dong
Wealth and fame
He’s ignored
Action is his reward
Look out.
Here comes the Spider-Dong

Spider-Dong, Spider-Dong
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Dong
Wealth and fame
He’s ignored
Action is his reward
Look out
Here comes the Spider-Dong

Here comes the Spider-Dong