• @69420
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    5213 days ago

    Girl from Walgreens: Phone number, please?

    Sovcit: Hell no, I know my rights!

    Jake from State Farm: What exactly are we insuring here?

    Sovcit: You get your greasy corporate fingers out of my personal business!

    Facebook: Literally all of your personal information, please?

    Sovcit: Ok.

    • @RegalPotoo
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      1413 days ago

      But I put the magic words in my profile that makes it ILLEGAL to use my personal data in any way! I know my rights and the law! I saw it in a YouTube video, and have an IQ of 150 (and have the certificate to PROVE IT!)

      • @[email protected]
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        613 days ago

        That’s a metric IQ. After converting it to Freedom units, your IQ is 65. Sorry, but I get to make the rules up.