I’m not jealous. I’m pissed at the parents for a) bringing their child to the restaurant under the guise of “socializing in the early years” while psychically neutering them with mind numbing bullshit, and b) leaving the fucking volume up. I work in a restaurant, I see this shit all the time, and I have to be the one to walk over and say, “can you please lower the volume on the tablet, we have other diners around you trying to enjoy their dinner.”