• @Maggoty
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    2415 days ago

    Free cash based purchases for the rest of your life. A dollar spent in cash is a dollar saved in your bank account.

    But you’re actually fine. If you can get it into a bank account, just make sure to report the “gift” income to the IRS. The FBI might be interested but if you’re not involved in criminal activity they’ll soon leave.

    • Owl
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      1515 days ago

      Alphabetboy: And who gifted you this if I may ask ?

      You: A middle eastern guy with purple skin and uhhh… he didn’t have legs

      Oh and he lives in the jar on the left kitchen shelf