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minus-squareSneezycatlinkfedilink30•edit-214 days agoWhen your ass is so massive it bends light. Haters will say it’s photoshopped.
minus-square@Plastic_Ramseslink10•edit-213 days agoIf a lady’s ass is so dense that it bends space, im not sure hitting that would be so fun. It would be like fucking steel and smacking concrete. Hard pass, thank you very much. Theoretically, my dick would be crushed the moment i crossed the even horizon of such an ass.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•13 days ago Theoretically, my dick would be crushed the moment i crossed the even horizon of such an ass. Is this not the dream?
When your ass is so massive it bends light. Haters will say it’s photoshopped.
If a lady’s ass is so dense that it bends space, im not sure hitting that would be so fun.
It would be like fucking steel and smacking concrete.
Hard pass, thank you very much. Theoretically, my dick would be crushed the moment i crossed the even horizon of such an ass.
Is this not the dream?