“because I’m buyin’” is the best answer. Honestly. It would have been a slam dunk answer. Everyone laughs, it’s charming, funny, and you come across as a decent dude with a good sense of humor.
But this is 2024, and JD fucking Vance. That was never going to happen.
Um, in Wisconsin this is the easiest question to answer. Some easy options:
“Because I’m breathing.”
“Because it’s daytime.”
“Because it’s nighttime.”
“Because I’m buying.”
“Because we’re in Wisconsin.”
Admittedly, that last one probably won’t get votes, but ironically is why most people drink in Wisconsin.
“because I’m buyin’” is the best answer. Honestly. It would have been a slam dunk answer. Everyone laughs, it’s charming, funny, and you come across as a decent dude with a good sense of humor.
But this is 2024, and JD fucking Vance. That was never going to happen.
“Are the Packers playing?”
“Are the Badgers playing?”
“Is hockey on?”