Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.

  • @NegativeInf
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    13 days ago

    “Fellas, is it gay to use a straw?”

    Fragile snowflake weirdos more obsessed with dicks than I am, and I’m gay as fuck.

      • @[email protected]
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        1713 days ago

        Calling a reactionary a weirdo got me banned in one of the political communities recently. Mod called it attacking language

        • @WhatAmLemmy
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          812 days ago

          Name and shame. The top of every sub should include a breakdown of the mods and their moderation stats. The way it’s currently designed enables propaganda and misinformation as much as Reddit ever did.

          • @[email protected]
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            1212 days ago

            it was on politics @lemmy.world, it was jordanlund

            the comment that was removed that got me banned for questioning the mod

            Removed Comment >bluemaga LoL making up shit and trying to make it stick is so ambitious. Good luck weirdo.

    • @RageAgainstTheRich
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      2413 days ago

      I like to suck on straws with milkshakes so hard, that my cheeks implode.

    • @frazw
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      1013 days ago

      Only if you suck until the creamy goodness reaches your lips.

    • oce 🐆
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      713 days ago

      Depends if the straw was made from fossilized unicorns or not.

      • @[email protected]
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        813 days ago

        That’s a good point. You may be attracted to men and enjoy having sex with them… but Fox News only says you’re gay if you use a straw for a fast food drink.

    • @danc4498
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      512 days ago

      Any time you close your mouth over something and suck, you a gay man! That’s why real men don’t own Stanley’s!

      • @NegativeInf
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        312 days ago

        None. I deep throat all bottles and cups and then pass all remaining plastic through my superior digestive tract like a real man. /s

    • @[email protected]
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      313 days ago

      Amazing. I wish they had contacted you to speak at the DNC! Or the RNC, for that matter…