Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style • 2 months ago

Wow! They offered ______ at the office party!

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Wow! They offered ______ at the office party!

Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style • 2 months ago

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3•2 months ago
What kind though?
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  3•2 months ago
  I was going to joke about an unholy combination of southern-style American biscuits and UK biscuits, but I think that’s just a scone!
  
  Maybe it’s an all biscuit pizza? A rich croissant-like crust, topped with cookis-n-cream sauce and big chunks of hardtack and cornbread tidbits.
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  Alternative answer/joke:

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Technically saying, there is usually also “yes” and “no”, but including them in commenting makes it less fun to comment, so usually we don’t do that here.

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Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).
All comments must be a single character (including number and emoji, they too have to be single letter), except:
- When the post title begin with [Meta].
- Comments reminding people that they violate the rules.
If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with “Goodbye” to end the thread. If you want a fancy Goodbye, it would be okay, but it need to have a clear indication of it is a “goodbye”.
You may add commentary as long as it’s a child comment of a “goodbye” (in reply to a “goodbye”, in reply to a comment that’s replying to a “goodbye”, etc).
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