• 2ugly2live
    43•4 months ago

    Straws are gay now? Does this guy just chug it?

    Men can’t have bananas, popsicles, corn dogs, hot dogs, fruity drinks, sugary coffee, and ice cream, and now they can’t use straws?

    • nocturneEnglish
      24•4 months ago

      and now they can’t use straws?

      How TF are you supposed to drink a boba tea? Just take all the balls into your mouth at one time?

    • @LePoisson
      20•4 months ago

      Men can’t have bananas, popsicles, corn dogs, hot dogs, fruity drinks, sugary coffee, and ice cream, and now they can’t use straws?

      Real men can.

    • @LANIK2000
      11•4 months ago

      Nope, masculinity is too fragile apparently.

    • @[email protected]English
      7•4 months ago

      I saw a man once eat a banana in a completely non-gay way.

      He opened his banana from a seam in the middle of the banana most of the way to the top and bottom, then ate the banana like a pussy.

      Strangest method I’ve seen.

      • 2ugly2live
        9•4 months ago

        That man must be crazy strong and intimidating for no one in his life to have ever felt safe enough to pull him aside and ask, “What the absolute fuck are you doing?”