• @TAYRN
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    434 months ago

    Someone please tell me I did good. You have my full permission to lie to me.

      • @TAYRN
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        54 months ago

        Well, I can confirm. I’m not sure if you even need to put my head in your lap (but it certainly can’t hurt). I’m basically yours for life.

      • @TAYRN
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        124 months ago

        You have no idea now much my tail is wagging right now.

          • @TAYRN
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            54 months ago

            Obviously I roll over. My belly is all yours to do whatever you want with (please pet and scritch it and then tell me I’m a good boy again)

          • Carl
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            44 months ago

            No thank you sir, this is a Wendy’s.

    • @toynbee
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      14 months ago

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